The rantings of Legen.....dary people

So last night, out of sheer boredom and reliving my high school years, I decided to watch the Teen Choice Awards. The Jonas Brothers were hosts for the night, which considering I may or may not have a little unrequited crush on Nick, I somewhat enjoyed. I mean seriously if I had that complection @ 16 (or now) life would have been easier. I digress. The show opened with them performing Much Better and then jumped right into the awards. I don't remember who won what because they have the most ridiculous award categories in the free world. Suffice it to say that Zac Efron looked delicious, as did Ed Westwick. Dane Cook came out and mentioned something about Vanessa Hudgens nude pics 2.0 and how she needs to keep her clothes on, but it was cut out of the final broadcast. I am sure her mother is telling her this on a daily basis, but really V, why the need to send naked pics to people? That is so not Gabrielle and def not Disney. You are walking on thin ice my friend and hurting your cameo in HSM4. Speaking of making bad decisions, let's jump to Miley Cyrus. Now Miles, I know your father ok'ed near naked pics of you in Vanity Fair while sitting on his lap, or something equally disturbing, but that doesn't mean we have to turn slut on national television. The pole on the ice cream cart was almost as unnecessary as your booty shorts and 45 bracelets during the performance. Apparently she won like 5 awards for hannah montana the movie, the show, and the soundtrack, and after the song thanked the fans and her father and lord jesus (one in the same, not Billy Ray). Now M, I'm not a hugely religious person but I do think that WWJD probably doesn't include the pics, stripper pole, and outfits you wear. You are in a great position to be a role model so start acting like it. Hannah came back to give the Ultimate Choice Award to Britney Spears for all she has done (in the 90s). Montana preceded to say that Britney was 'her hero' (that explains it) and out comes Britney. Now what I found fantastic was that Brit took the surfboard and ignored Miley's life. Brit never seemed too comfortable in front of crowds, but here she was downright spasitic and couldn't wait to get off stage, even as the crowd was chanting her name (I kid you not). O and Brits, please buy a brush or at the very least brush your wigs before a tv appearance. After the speech, she ignores 'X-tina 2.0' again, priceless. That will def be in her E! True Hollywood Story. Awesome. I feel bad for the youth of America these days, bc of Miley and the horrible music of this generation. I have to say though, they do have their Mandy Moores of this era in Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez, so hopefully those girls stay sane and make good choices throughout their careers. The show closed with the ring bearing JoBros performing their new single. I am just going to say this, anyone who dated Miley Cyrus is prob not that pure anymore. Till the Emmys...