Halloween

So I went to a Halloween party this weekend and became even more depressed about my life. The fact that I felt entirely over dressed in a short dress and fishnet stockings should clue you in on some of the scantily attired people. I seriously was amazed at some of the underwear people decided to use as Halloween costumes. The more I thought about it, the madder I became.
Not going to lie part of me was jealous. Never in a million years could I wear an outfit like that. I like food too much. And I have decided I am tired of apologizing for it. I really do not mean to pull out a soap box and start ranting, but yeah here it comes.
A big F U to our society that puts up these bill boards of size zero models. Ralph Lauren you should be ashamed of yourself for firing an overweight size four model. That is not realistic. Some of us have big girl genetics! The average size in America is a size twelve, so stop making me feel like I should be holed up in a dark place till I can come out a size two.
The message should be happy and healthy. Not constantly dieting and making myself and everyone around me miserable. So to all my non zero sized ladies pass me a tasty cake and a beer.